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En wikipedia hay una lista de todos los trabajos que tuvo o realizo Homero Simpson alguna vez.

Les dejo la version en Castellano e Ingles (la mas completa).

Inspector de seguridad (Su principal trabajo y fuente de ingreso)

Trabajo en la planta nuclear, sector 7-G. Su trabajo en las primeras temporadas, antes de su promoción a inspector de seguridad. Su puesto era confuso, tanto para su jefe como para el mismo Homer, y no quedaba claro si era un “Técnico de Supervisión", “Supervisor Técnico” u otra cosa semejante.

Activista contra la inseguridad
Activista para la legalización de marihuana medicinal
Actor
Agente (Cuatro veces)
Agricultor
Artista conceptual (Sus montones de basura se convierten en arte)
Astronauta
Azucarero
Camarero para la Taberna de Moe y del Club de Caza de Homer
Camionero
Comisionado/Concejal de Sanidad Pública
Compositor Con los Solfamidas/Borbotones(B-Sharps)
Candidato a alcalde
Cantante Integrante de los Solfamidas/Borbotones (B-Sharps)
Conductor de ambulancia
Conductor de monorrail
Conejillo de indias
Contrabandista como " El Barón de la Birra/Cerveza "
Contrabandista de azúcar para Corp. Motherloving/Madreamantísima
Creador/Agricultor/Dependiente del Tomacco
Crítico gastronómico
Crítico de cine
Chismoso de prisión
Chófer del Alcalde
Dependiente de una tienda de vehículos usados
Directivo ejecutivo de Corp. Globex
Diseñador de automóviles
Encargado del juego de Black Jack en el Casino de Burns
Entrenador de fútbol americano
Entrenador de Caballos
Entrenador de perros de ataque para la Escuela de Perros de Ataque de Perrito Despiadado
Entrenador de baile de estrellas del deporte
Empleado de bolos del Bowl-o-rama, la bolera de Springfield (El trabajo de sus sueños, al que debió renunciar para mantener a su nueva hija Maggie)
Empleado de Carnaval
Empleado nocturno del Kwik-E-Mart/Minisuper/Badulaque
Empresario de la grasa
Escritor de galletas de la fortuna
Fenómeno de circo
Feriante
Guardaespaldas del Alcalde Joe Quimby/Joe Diamante
Guardia de la correccional juvenil de Springfield
Guardia de Seguridad
Hippy
Homófobo (no es un trabajo real, pero Homer incluye esto cuando él recita una lista de empleos que ha efectuado en el pasado)
Informador para el F.B.I.
Inventor (inventó la silla de seis patas, el martillo eléctrico, la taza de baño/sofá y un arma de maquillaje)
Inspector de Abeja
Jefe de Policía de Springfield
Ladrón
Líder Sindical
Líder de los Magios/Canteros
Maquinista de ferrocarril de mercancías
Marinero en la Reserva Naval/Capitán de un submarino
Mascota del equipo de Béisbol de la ciudad, los Isotopos de Springfield y del equipo de Ciudad Capital. Era conocido como "Homer bailón".
Mayordomo
Mendigo
Ministro religioso
Misionero
Músico de la calle
Bufón del Sr. Burns (o Mono travieso)
Músico
Orador publico
Participante del viaje del Tónico Revitalizante Simpson e Hijo
Payaso
Papá Noel
Portavoz de Viagrogain
Presentador de un show
Presidente de la planta nuclear
Productor de cine
Profesor de escuela nocturna
Propietario
Propietario de quitanieves y conductor (Plow King/Don Barreadora/Mister Quitanieves)
Protector de Bebes
Quiropráctico (con la ayuda de un contenedor de basura, cura los dolores de espalda).
Superhéroe (el Hombre Tarta ú Hombre Pie)
Sepulturero
Smithers (asistente del Sr. Burns)
Trabajador de una plataforma petrolera
Telemarketing
Timador con Bart
Pregonero
Vicepresidente Ejecutivo de la Central Nuclear (fumando marihuana medicinal)
Vicepresidente Ejecutivo Junior de CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet (CompuMundoHiperMegaRed en Latinoamérica)
Vigilante
Voz de Poochie
Webmaster

Ingles

*Nuclear Safety Inspector

His day job and main source of income.

Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G: His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including his employer and Homer himself) whether he was a "Supervising Technician" or a "Technical Supervisor" (amusingly, essentially the same thing) ("Homer's Odyssey") He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap", a (fictional) government program implemented in the Ford administration.

A

Ambulance driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Activist - Marijuana legalization ("Weekend at Burnsie's") and for the preservation of the Springfield Isotopes Baseball Club
Actor (5 times): In the play Rent II: Condo Fever ("Behind the Laughter") Non-canon; In a commercial for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ("D'oh-in in the Wind"); In a commercial for Viagro-gain The topical rub for bald, impotent men ("Barting Over"); In a commercial for Mr. Plow, his own one-man snow-plow business ("Mr. Plow"); In a commercial for Springshield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Agent (3 times): For Suds McDuff ("Old Yeller Belly"); Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer"); Lisa and Cameron Aka Johnny Rainbow ("A Star is Torn")
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler in the episode "Marge's Son Poisoning."
Astronaut for NASA ("Deep Space Homer")
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("I Married Marge")

B

Baby Proofer for Wee Care. ("Bye Bye Nerdie")
Bartender for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
Bear Hunter after he is attacked by a bear and labeled a coward ("The Fat and the Furriest")
Blackjack dealer of Monty's Casino ("$pringfield")
Bowling alley employee, or "Pin Monkey", of Barney's Bowl-o-rama ("And Maggie Makes Three"): His dream job, but held only briefly.
Butler ("The Frying Game")
Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob")
Bootlegger as the "Beer Baron" ("Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment") and a bootlegger of sugar.
Boxer ("The Homer They Fall"): Part of the Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers
Broadway Actor (see Actor)

C

Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne ("I Married Marge")
Car designer for Powell Motors ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
Caretaker for Mr. Burns' lodge ("Treehouse of Horror V"): Non-canon.
Carny ("Bart Carny")
Celebrity assistant for Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
CEO of nuclear power plant ("C.E. D'oh")
Chauffeur for Classy Joe's ("Homer vs. Patty & Selma")
Chili Taster ("El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer")
Springfield Chief of Police ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Choreographer for the Super Bowl Halftime Show ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
Chiropractor ("Pokey Mom")
Clown as an authorized Krusty impersonator ("Homie the Clown")
Coach for Bart's little league American football team ("Bart Star")
Con artist/Grifter with son Bart ("The Great Money Caper")
Conceptual artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
Consultant on the remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, ("Beyond Blunderdome").
Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart ("Lisa's Pony")
Curator of "The museum of Hollywood Jerks", ("When You Dish Upon a Star").

D

Death ("Treehouse of Horror XIV"): Non-canon.
Detective ("King Sized Homer")
Dishwasher At camp See-A-Tree ("The Way We Weren't")
Drug Smuggler when Burns canceled the prescription drug program ("Midnight Rx")
Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. ("I Married Marge")
Door-to-door sugar salesman ("Lisa's Rival")
Door-to-door spring salesman ("The Old Man and The "C" Student")

E

Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through ("I Married Marge")
Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek ("You Only Move Twice")
Executive Vice President of Power Plant (while smoking medicinal marijuana) ("Weekend at Burnsie's")

F

Farmer ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
Film critic ("A Star is Burns"): Judge in the Springfield Flim Festival
Film producer ("Beyond Blunderdome"): Mr. Smith Goes To Washington remake
Food critic for the Springfield Shopper. ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"): Landed the job after wandering away from a tour of the newspaper.
Fortune cookie writer ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")
Fish gutter in ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")

G

Gravedigger ("Treehouse of Horror II"): Non-canon.
Grease entrepreneur ("Lard of the Dance")
Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("The Wandering Juvie")

H

Hippie ("D'oh-in In the Wind")
Homophobe ("Homer's Phobia"): Not an actual job, but Homer includes this when he recites a list of jobs he's held in the past in the episode "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge", but it is still possible that Homer somehow made money off of being a homophobe.
Horse Trainer of Furious D ("Saddlesore Galactica")
Husband of Marge (Every episode) and Las Vegas wife (Amber) now divorced.

I

Impotency Spokesman for Viag rogaine ("Barting Over")
Informant for the F.B.I. ("The Trouble with Trillions")
Inventor ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, Flaming Moe's"): 6-legged chair, automatic hammer, lazy-bowl, everything's O.K. alarm, and make-up gun, the flaming moe, Springy (Springfield's Offical Mascot of failed Olympics bid)
Internet service provider ("Das Bus"): Sets up his own small business, compuglobalhypermeganet in which he gives himself the title "Junior Vice President."

J

Junior Vice-President of Compuglobalhypermeganet ("Das Bus"): Journalists for the local news paper

K

Krusty Impersonator

M

Mall Santa Claus ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
Marriage Counselor ("Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"): For second baseman Buck Mitchell and recording artist Tabitha Vixx
Mascot, known as "Dancing Homer" ("Dancin' Homer"): Working for the Springfield Isotopes, before a brief stint in Capital City.
Manager of Country Music performer Lurleen Lumpkin
Mayor of New Springfield ("A Tale of Two Springfields")
Mayoral candidate ("See Homer Run")
Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot ("I Married Marge")
Missionary ("Missionary: Impossible")
Mob Boss (The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and His Homer)
Monorail conductor ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
Mountain climber ("King of the Hill")
Muscle For Hire: The job was never actually portrayed by Homer but he references it in the "Lard of the Dance" episode when he says "Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done. Including my muscle-for-hire business."
Musician: Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the Be Sharps ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet"); Composer of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" single with David Byrne ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?"); Composed songs for Lisa Simpson's music career ("A Star is Torn")

N

Night school teacher (See Teacher)
Nuclear Power Plant manager (Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore): When Mr. Burns outsources the plant to India

O

Oil-rig worker ("Half-Decent Proposal")
One Man Band ("Bart Gets Famous"): Homer's first after school job (he begins a cover of Archie Bell's "Tighten Up" before being attacked by a monkey).
Owner: ZiffCorp ("The Ziff Who Came to Dinner") actually only owned stock; SpringShield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"); the Denver Broncos ("You Only Move Twice"); CompuGobalHyperMegaNet - Internet based company - See Junior Vice President
Ordained Minister ("There's Something About Marrying"): In order to perform same-sex marriages to make profit
Outsider Artist ("Mom and Pop Art"): Homer is discovered by art gallery owner who believes Homer's attempt in building a barbecue pit is outsider art, thus starting his career in outsider art.

P

Panhandler ("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"): To make extra money to buy Marge diamond earrings.

Pee-Wee Football Coach ("Bart Star")

Performance artist ("Homerpalooza"): Getting hit with a cannonball
Personal assistant: Briefly becomes the assistant and friend of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in ("When You Dish Upon a Star").; Briefly taking Smithers' place as Mr. Burns' right-hand man. ("Homer the Smithers")
Pie-Man ("Simple Simpson")
Prank monkey for Mr. Burns ("Homer vs. Dignity")
Priest (see ordained minister)
Pornstar
Prison snitch ("The Seven-Beer Snitch")
Public speaker ("HOMЯ")
Plus-size butt model ("Mommie Beerest"): Shown on a business card he hands to Marge.

Sharping Pencils: Shown on episode 137

R

Roadie ("How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"): Homer was a roadie for a benefits concert starring Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer, Tom Petty, and Lenny Kravitz.
Roadside corn salesman ("Fraudcast News"): Apparently the destruction of Geezer Rock could spoil Homer selling corn to tourists
Railroad Engineer (implied) ("Maximum Homerdrive")
Rastaman ("Weekend at Burnsie's")

S

Safety protester ("Homer's Odyssey")
Safety Salamander ("See Homer Run")
Sailor in the Naval Reserve ("Simpson Tide"): Took command of a nuclear submarine, causing an international incident.
Sanitation Commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
Security guard (see Springfield Chief of Police)
Smuggler of prescription drugs and sugar for Motherloving Sugar Corp. ("Sweets and Sour Marge")
Snowplow proprietor and driver ("Mr. Plow")

Songwriter ("A Star is Torn")

Street musician ("Bart Gets Famous"): first afterschool job, as a teenager
Sugar salesman of Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar ("Lisa's Rival")
Superhero - the Pie Man (see Pie-Man)
Showboating coach ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
Spokesperson/Walking Billboard, ("My Fair Laddy"): Originally for a blue pants company. Then for several other companies.
Sprawl-Mart greeter ("On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister")

T

Talk Show Host ("Today I am A Clown")
Teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
Telemarketer ("Lisa's Date with Density")
Thief ("Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"): Has stolen several things over the course of the show, most notably cable in the refferenced episode. Also shown in the episode was an ancestor of Homer's who stole several graven images and false idols before being promptly put out of business by Moses.; Also, he steals from his neighbor, Ned Flanders, 'when he has a bill to pay', ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer)
Town Crier ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
Trucker ("Maximum Homerdrive")

U

Unemployed: on various occasions (Start of "Mother Simpson", "The Heartbroke Kid", "Homer's Odyssey", and several other occasions)
Union leader ("Last Exit to Springfield"): Spontaneously appointed after complaining about the power plant's worker dental plan.
Used Car salesman ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")

V

Vigilante ("Homer the Vigilante"): Formed posse to catch a local cat burglar.
Village Oaf ("Treehouse of Horror XI"): Homer also tried being the Village Dunce but his paper hat caught on fire.; Non-canon.
Videographer various video footage for Ned's dating video
Voice actor ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"): Playing "Poochie the Dog"

W

Webmaster ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"): Created "Homer's Page" which infringed on many copyrights and later created another website under the name "Mr. X" (webpage can be visited at www.mrxswebpage.com)
Writer: Wrote an autobiography titled "Homer, I Hardly Knew Ye" ("Treehouse of Horror VII")

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